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David Letterman's Top Ten List



Letterman's Guests on The Late Show
Week of November 10, 2008:

  • Monday - Ted Turner, Jamie Oliver & Taylor Swift
  • Tuesday - Don Rickles, Amy Brenneman | Alicia Keys, Top Ten with Terrell Owens
  • Wednesday - Stupid Human Tricks, Russell Brand & Charlie Haden
  • Thursday – Bruce Willis & Sia
  • Friday – Bill Cosby & The Answer


Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants To Accomplish While Still In Office:

    10. Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy

    9. Get Cheney a "goodbye" defibrillator

    8. Challenge Lincoln's ghost to rassle

    7. Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo

    6. Now that he's got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern

    5. Cement his legacy with a two month vacation

    4. Put Chuck Norris on the nickel

    3. See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday

    2. Get Condi laid

    1. Hasn't he done enough already?

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