Letterman's Guests on The Late Show Week of April 11, 2011:

Monday, April 11 Alec Baldwin, (30 Rock) Wiz Khalifa, (CD, "Roll Up") Tuesday, April 12 Ricky Gervais, (Talking Funny) Bjorn Lomborg, (DVD, "Cool It") Foo Fighters, (CD, "Wasting Light" and Live on Letterman Webcast)) Wednesday, April 13 Courteney Cox, (Scream 4) Aziz Ansari, (Parks and Recreation) Alison Krauss & Union Station featuring Jerry Douglas, (CD, "Paper Airplane") Thursday, April 14 Seth Meyers, (Saturday Night Live) Carmelo Anthony, (New York Knicks) TV on the Radio, (CD, "Nine Types of Light" and Live on Letterman Webcast) Friday, April 15 Tina Fey, (Book, "Bossypants") Gaslight Anthem, (CD, "American Slang") Comedian Tommy Johnagin, (Stand-up) Top Ten President Obama Campaign Promises For 2012:

10. Be more of a warlock, less of a troll   9. Keep unemployment below 75%   8. Fight three wars and the fourth one is free   7. Replace space shuttle with this (VT of Don Rickles firing a rocket)   6. Get fat like the rest of America   5. Send troops to quell feud between Meat Loaf and Gary Busey   4. Fortune cookies actually tell fortunes, no more of this lucky numbers crap   3. Less talk, more rock   2. Pardon Lindsay Lohan   1. Go back to being that cool, smoking badass we all fell in love with