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Letterman's Guests on The Late Show
Week of June 29, 2009:
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Monday – Jessica Biel, Zach Galifianakis & Steve Earle Tuesday - Michael J. Fox & The Fray Wednesday – Denzel Washington, The Jonas Brothers & Top Ten with Regis Philbin Thursday – Sandra Bullock, Comedian Pete Correale & P.J. Harvey with John Parish Friday – Kid Scientists, Teri Hatcher & Rick Ross with Magazeen
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Top Ten Signs You're Too Fat:
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10. When people first meet you they say, "Lemme guess -- opera singer?" 9. You live on 23rd, 24th, and 25th streets 8. Barack Obama has requested $3 billion to bail you out of your bed 7. When doctor says you're pregnant with octuplets, you have to remind him you're a man 6. Often get free waffles at Denny's by claiming to be Rush Limbaugh 5. When you get on a scale, it says, "One at a time!" 4. On your visit to Russia, cholesterol checks you 3. Since this list began, you've eaten a quart of tartar sauce 2. You're too fat to read Artie Lange's "Too Fat to Fish" 1. Get in bed at 11pm, but your ass doesn't get there 'til midnight |
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